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Sale of the Centuries

This week: the lyrics to┬áStar Spangled Banner, interspersed with YouTube videos of Walmart on Black Friday. You know the tune. Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming? … Continue reading

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Dear Walmart… (The Final Revelation)

For the sake of your straining attention span – and doubly so, mine – I’ll keep this brief… I finally received a reply from Kraft, in response to a silly question I asked them about Cheese Whiz (a couple of … Continue reading

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Dear Walmart… (Answers Back)*

So, after asking corporate America some silly questions (in my last post Dear Walmart…), I’ve received a handful of responses. And these are they… HIGHLIGHTING DO’S AND DON’T’S My original email: sent to Susan Wassel, editor of blog.sharpie.com… Dear Ms. … Continue reading

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Dear Walmart…

‘Inspired’ by an outstandingly funny book I once read a few years ago >>> this one: <<< I thought I’d spread a little pointless mischief of my own this week. All I needed was a handful of nonsense ideas, some … Continue reading

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