Category Archives: Nonsense & Bullshit

I’m not a racist, but…

…all lives matter. Etc. Advertisements

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Haters Gonna Hate (And Some Other Things That Are Similar)

Every time I hear the phrase “haters gonna hate” I really enjoy it. (And I hear it a lot.) It’s such a great response to horrible things like being mean, cynicism, and jealousy. You know, at first you think it’s … Continue reading

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Pop Culture Also-Rans

We already know what happened. We heard about it, read about it, and watched the movie. So here are a few things that didn’t happen, nearly happened, or might have happened. You know, while no one was looking. (1) Fermat’s … Continue reading

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Guessing the Maximum Storage Capacity of Hat Stands

#1: 86 berets. #2: 25 boaters. #3: 38 fedoras. #4: 193 yarmulkes. #5: 9 sombreros. #6: 74 fezzes. ***** Of course, the tragedy of this post is its lingering uncertainty.

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14 Things Deliberately Misidentified

The impressive turning circle of a new wheelbarrow. space A cheap, ill-fitting suit. space A heroin addict’s teaspoon. space The lame schtick of a jobbing comedian. space A Facebook post apt to cause mild irritation. space The stringy bits of … Continue reading

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I was so much younger then. I’m older than that now.

My left shoulder hurts, and has done for ages. But why? As far as I can tell there’s no particular reason it should… Today I went to a work-related outdoor event. My first thought upon arriving: the music is too … Continue reading

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11 Things You Probably Won’t See On Facebook Today

1 My boyfriend is pretty average, and so am I. We spend our time together doing normal things and don’t go out much. 2 OMG! I’m a preening narcissist. 3 Conversation I just had with my mom. Me: For me … Continue reading

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