Donald Trump: Everyone who hates me is correct

At the age of 70, Donald Trump has learned to control his everyday thoughts. Beyond their reach, however, his subconscious mind preys on him with unremitting force: in the gaps between wakefulness and sleep; whenever he is still or waiting to do whatever happens next; during brief moments of silence.

There is no way I can avoid spending time with Paul Ryan.


There is no way I can avoid spending time with Mitch McConnell.


There is no way I can avoid spending time with Mike Pence.


Melania hasn’t touched my dick in eight years.


Everyone who hates me is correct.


My fake orange tan isn’t attractive.


My fake Purple Heart isn’t impressive.


I thought this would make me happy.


I hate me too.


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