14 Things Deliberately Misidentified

Chimney Stack
The impressive turning circle of a new wheelbarrow.
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Theramin
A cheap, ill-fitting suit.
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Rocking Horse
A heroin addict’s teaspoon.
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Crash test dummy
The lame schtick of a jobbing comedian.
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Wind Sock
A Facebook post apt to cause mild irritation.
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Welcome mat
The stringy bits of an orange.
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Sunglasses
The wanderlust of Oedipus.
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Roy Lichtenstein
A beekeeper asking for directions.
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Howitzer
Brine.
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Home plate
A larger than anticipated puddle.
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Egg Chair
A pair of scissors that was here a minute ago, I swear.
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Crochet Cat
A rusty tricycle.
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Clown shoes
The last of the milk.
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Bovril Bouillon Cube
The shattered hopes and dreams of a day-time TV host.

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Today’s post soundtracked by:

Radiohead - In Rainbows

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4 Responses to 14 Things Deliberately Misidentified

  1. Keith says:

    I don’t want to admit to how long I stared at the first picture trying to work out how it could evoke “The impressive turning circle of a new wheelbarrow” before giving up, moving on and realising my idiocy.

  2. Mary says:

    Thank goodness you are back writing your blogs on a train! I think cabin fever and lack of sleep may have addled you a bit, unless I’ve missed something somewhere along the line.

  3. Addled? I don’t know what you’re talking about! This post was just an enjoyable exercise in silliness.

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