Monthly Archives: September 2013

Anyone for Bathos? Famous Speeches (All Messed Up And That)

Today I thought I’d fudge, smudge, besmirch, and spoil some of mankind’s most famous and profound utterances and thoughts. You know, for a laugh… ¬† –¬†Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? – No. Our father, who art in … Continue reading

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There Aren’t Too Many Inches / Between Your Tootsies and Your Noggin

Friday, September 13th is my daughter’s first birthday! So I wrote her this birthday poem on the train home from work. Yeah, it’s a little wonky, but hey… Colette doesn’t seem to mind. Hey sweetie (Coco), There aren’t too many … Continue reading

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The Untimely Demise of Jimmy Wonder Mutt

Jimmy Wonder Mutt was destined for greatness the moment his first ever bark persuaded a suicidal hobo not to kill himself after all. Bent over with crippling liver pains, and drunk, and down to his last dollar-fifty without the heart … Continue reading

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