Well, I don’t know about you but at this time of year I celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ about as much as I do Agamemnon’s eventual defeat of Troy. Virgin birth… three wise men… following a star… gold, frankincense, and myrrh… almost like someone just made up any old bunch of crap, isn’t it?
No, I’m a non-Christian – so Christmas is much better without all the religious bits and bobs getting in the way. Hold the sacrament, pour me another glass of wine. And on a Tuesday off from work, how about a little game or three?
Here, then, I give you: Celebrity Guess Who. If you run out of small-talk with uncle what’s-his-name and there’s still a couple of hours until there’s anything worth watching on tele, have a go at this… You know the rules, they’re extraordinarily simple.
P.S. No cheating – Jesus doesn’t like that sort of thing. And he’ll know you’re doing it, because he knows EVERYTHING!