Monthly Archives: December 2011

(Mazel Tov) A *Slightly* Jewish Christmas

This last weekend, I said a decisive “no” to Santa, mince pies, mistletoe, and Christ – and conducted a bold social experiment instead. Over the course of a long weekend trip to Washington DC, I spent Christmas Eve and Christmas … Continue reading

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Ask Jesus: A Very Christmas Mailbag

I’ll keep this short as it’s basically my bedtime… Jesus Christ is back!  Joining me, once again, on this small rivulet of the internet, to answer a whole bunch of questions. In: Ask Jesus: A Very Christmas Mailbag (A special … Continue reading

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Another Blood of Christ please, barman

Some people will try to tell you otherwise (Christians), but we all know the true meaning of Christmas: to eat more than is sensible or healthy, and to wash all this food down with silly amounts of alcohol. Just in … Continue reading

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The Arsenal Second Team (Are Shit)

If you didn’t see the Arsenal second-team in ‘action’ against Olympiakos in the Champions League last night, let me apprise you briefly of the pertinent detail: they were shit. Ok, maybe not shit in a Blue Square Premier league, hoof … Continue reading

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A More Modern Library – For Busy People & Users of Twitter (Your Favourite Books Brutally Abridged)

Well here’s a little something you can play along to at home… (No explanation necessary, the title says it all, right?) Disclaimer: Any implied connection between the following literary allusions and my being in any way well-read is entirely coincidental. … Continue reading

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